“Liberals” and “Conservatives” do not exist IRL

The people that use these terms are clueless about politics.

Here is a good example. The following chart appears to indicate that female “liberals” are much more likely to have no children.

Is it true or false? Should you believe it? What is this chart trying to do to your brain? What effect is it trying to produce?

Observe that the chart covers the 50 years from 1975 to 2025. The meaning of the words “Liberals” and “Conservatives” changed substantially during those 50 years. These words have no real meaning in practice.

Many people talk as if:

• “liberal” = “left-wing”

• “conservative” = “right-wing”

All four of those words are practically meaningless.

Nearly everything that you ever read about so-called “liberals” versus “conservatives” is fake. It is political propaganda.

In reality, you cannot know whether a person is a “liberal” or a “conservative”, because a so-called “liberal” has various conservative opinions, and a “conservative” has various liberal opinions, because most people are a mixture of a random assortment of opinions.

No politician is a “liberal” or a “conservative”. Politicians do whatever they want (or whatever their sponsors want) regardless of whether it is a “liberal” or a “conservative” thing to do.

It is naive and gullible to believe that any politician is a “liberal” or a “conservative”.

Let’s be smart. Let’s not fall victim to political propaganda. Every time anyone says “liberals” or “conservatives”, it means either:

• They are manipulating you, or

• They are one of the manipulated victims.

Many conversations about politics run like this:

“Us good.”

“Yes. Them bad.”

“Yes. Us good.”

“Yes, them very bad.”

“Yes, us very good.”

“Yes, them bad. Us good.”

Oh shut up! Do these tribal morons not realize how retarded they sound? Amazingly, they do not realize it at all. They believe that they are conducting an intelligent conversation on important political topics whereas in reality they are just grunting back-and-forth like apes.

Tribalism is an ancient psychiatric disorder that has plagued humanity for thousands of years. Many humans do not escape from their primitive tribal programming.

Tribalism drive humans to join a group of like-minded sheep and create an echo-chamber where they listen to themselves repeating endless variations of the same moronic tribal opinions again and again and again.

Just remember, anytime you hear anyone say the word “liberal”, “conservative”, “left-wing”, or “right-wing”, you may as well stop listening immediately, because it is very unlikely that it is worthwhile to listen to anything that they say about politics. Such people are clueless about what is really happening in human society.

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